This is my favorite antijoke.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

this website even though its hilarious.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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