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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

what came first the chicken or the chips

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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