If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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A women in the kitchen.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Anti Joke

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