What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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