- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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