What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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