- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

whats hairy and crys your mom

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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