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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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