An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Double-whammy

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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