- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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