Shea's sty....

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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