- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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