- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

whats black and strange a paki

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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