- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Your mums a potato

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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