Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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