- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

I have a really funny joke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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