- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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