How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Fart

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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