- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Shea's sty....

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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