- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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