Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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