- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what came first the chicken or the chips

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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