Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Shea's sty....

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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