blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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