A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Ms Leong Sux

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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