What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

A storm be brewin!

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A mormon walks into a bar.

the midget went to the midget store

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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