Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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who else is on here?

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A fat guy!

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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