- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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