Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Whats the difference between a frog?

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

British Dentistry

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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