Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Knock Knock CUM IN!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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