- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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