What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Good job, son.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are flowers.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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