what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Elizabeth Warren

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

feminists.

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