- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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