- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??