- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

your mom was so fat that she died.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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