- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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