you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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knock knock who's there ?

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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