Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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