where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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