ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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