What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

matt is fat

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Jersey Shore.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

whats 7+4? 74

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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