- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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