What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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