- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

whats 2+2? math.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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