- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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