- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Sarah Palin.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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