- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

FUCK THE JEWS

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Yo Momma is not fat.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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