- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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