- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Punching a baby

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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