A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Anti Joke

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