thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Ily bae

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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