- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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