whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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