why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Mooses

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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