I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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