- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

david weres the slug gone

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??