Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Your girlfriend.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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