- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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